Quiz: Are you more American or British?

If you’re complaining that you can’t find the quiz then you’re more British. If you can’t see the quiz but Continue reading →

Chapter 1

It didn’t care if you were human. What died in the forest stayed in the forest.

American Sniper

A good guy goes on a 10 year killing spree in which bad men, women and children “make his day” Continue reading →

Shock Waves

A group of American tourists regret taking the economy tour when they end up in a creepy island resort with Continue reading →

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

Wow, that’s generous: Sainsbury’s offers £1 marshmallows for a reduced price… of £1

  I don’t see what the big deal is. You can save even more money by purchasing 50p of pink Continue reading →

Woman dies after GPS tells driver to go over demolished bridge

My GPS caused me to drive to Waco, Texas. Nothing odd about that, except I live in England. Incidentally, if Continue reading →

An afternoon exploring the ditches in Shoreditch

I was exploring ditches in Shoreditch when I saw what appeared to be the aftermath of a wedding party. I Continue reading →