Quiz: Are you more American or British?

If you’re complaining that you can’t find the quiz then you’re more British. If you can’t see the quiz but Continue reading →

Chapter 1

It didn’t care if you were human. What died in the forest stayed in the forest.

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

Woman dies after GPS tells driver to go over demolished bridge

My GPS caused me to drive to Waco, Texas. Nothing odd about that, except I live in England. Incidentally, if Continue reading →

An afternoon exploring the ditches in Shoreditch

I was exploring ditches in Shoreditch when I saw what appeared to be the aftermath of a wedding party. I Continue reading →

My John Hughes Moment

I went to see Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with three friends. I ended up drawn into the film in more Continue reading →

Rail companies told to stop treating passengers ‘like criminals’

I agree! I got grilled by a rail employee the other day on route to London Victoria. Granted, I was Continue reading →

12 hilariously bad estate agent pictures guaranteed not to sell houses

Convenient for the junk mail.