B&Q leaked memo warns staff to expect a rush on rope, cable ties and masking tape due to Fifty Shades of Grey effect
Good idea. I still recall supermarkets rushing to stock extra butter when “Last Tango in Paris” was released.
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Topshop responds to super skinny mannequins controversy, but refuse to apologise
Meet London’s newest crime fighters – Purple Pain. Dressed in purple tights, they patrol clothing stores battling negative media stereotypes. Continue reading
Down at the Bowling Alley
Down at the Bowling Alley By: Cameron A. Straughan Copyright 2015 He grasped the bowling ball tightly, nervously, perspiration almost Continue reading
Fish Pants
Fish pants? Sure, I bought a pair. Two fish that is – cod. Big ones, because I’m a tall person. Continue reading
The Battle
The Battle By: Cameron A. Straughan Copyright © 2015 Lying on the battlefield, we revelled in the sun. The mud Continue reading
No Strings Attached
She appeared before him, pure and simple, like a Montgomery Clift postcard. Her lips opened violently, sending teeth flying straight Continue reading
The Year’s Best (Actual) Headlines Of 2006
The Year’s Best (actual) Headlines Of 2006: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Continue reading
Michael Gove is on crutches as ‘NHS doctors couldn’t treat him at the weekend’
Let’s face it – the reason he couldn’t get medical care is there are too many politicians for public services Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 