Wall Street intern quits job to become porn star because she’ll ‘get taken up the a** either way’

As a general rule, you should speak to your employer early on about work conditions. If you’re told you’re going Continue reading →

Hammer test ‘shows London Underground tube seats are really dirty’

Now I know why Thor, God of Thunder, rarely takes the tube.

‘Who’s the idiot with the clipboard?’ Mystery man boards plane for ebola victim WITHOUT hazmat suit

If that red, circular force field protecting his upper body gets any larger he should be OK.

Seven reasons you’re not seeing your six pack

7. Need to roll over 6. Fat person sitting on your stomach 5. Minister demanded that you put on a Continue reading →

A police force has come up with a novel way to catch drug dealers

Thousands have been completed. However, they forgot to mention using all capital letters and black ink. The forms have been Continue reading →

Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Couple find lizard in can of tomatoes

I don’t see what the big deal is. This could have been avoided if only she read the warning on Continue reading →

Man orders laptop on eBay and gets a photocopy of it instead

Hmmm. I ordered a photocopy of a laptop and got a laptop instead.