Johnny Depp – Shocking News *** UPDATE

Johnny Depp, they say you cannot complete production of the latest instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean (a nation gasps!!) Continue reading →

Grandma receives beautiful pillow made from late husband’s shirt in heartbreaking video

  They neglected to mention he died horribly in a brutal accident at the local pillow factory, but it’s the Continue reading →

Drunk man eats 250g of concrete thinking it’s food

I sense beleaguered residents of Ibiza and Magaluf will be setting out pails of concrete on every street corner. You Continue reading →

This eco-warrior shower curtain turns to spikes after four minutes to save water

The spikes curb your water use by filling up with 52 gallons of water until firm and erect. If you’re Continue reading →

Seven reasons you’re not seeing your six pack

7. Need to roll over 6. Fat person sitting on your stomach 5. Minister demanded that you put on a Continue reading →

A police force has come up with a novel way to catch drug dealers

Thousands have been completed. However, they forgot to mention using all capital letters and black ink. The forms have been Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →

Protected: Children’s camp forced to change monument because it looks like genitals

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