New Apple update will give us racially diverse emojis
Is there an Albino one? They spend all day indoors – playing on the computer, hiding from the Sun. How Continue reading
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Embarrassed by your coffee order? You’re not alone
It’s a free world. You should be able to order whatever you want. However, generally not a good idea to Continue reading
Hibernian star Jason Cummings dumped from squad after throwing McMuffins at McDonald’s staff
I’m no expert, but shouldn’t McDonald’s staff be awarded a penalty kick because he handled the McMuffins deliberately?
University offers course in ‘wasting time on the internet’ – Procrastinators, sign up now!
I belong to the National Association of Procrastinators. Please note that the meeting scheduled for this Wednesday has been postponed Continue reading
Man receives reply to message in a bottle… after 44 years
The reply said: “I’m sorry, we can’t read your handwriting. Can you please type it and re-send?”
Have police given up on cannabis offences?
So far this morning, I’ve learned that police have given up on policing “traditional crimes” and now cannabis offenses. I Continue reading
Avoiding the boyfriend question: What it’s like to have never had a long term relationship
This is rare – a mature, thoughtful piece of writing. Usually I’m making humorous comments about some of the absurd Continue reading
London taxi boss: Cyclists are the ‘Isis of London’
Interesting analogy. On the other hand, cyclists think taxis are greedy capitalists whose unwavering belief in Manifest Destiny convinced them Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 