The Story of the Lonesome Skater

When I was young, I couldn’t skate to save my life. If polar bears were chasing me across the ice, Continue reading →

Down by the Bank III

Episode 3: Mystery at the Old Town Dump This is about more things I saw down by the bank. Here Continue reading →

Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Down by the Bank

Episode 1: The Ties that Bind This is about things I saw down by the bank. It might become a Continue reading →

Let’s Get Small

A wise man once said: let’s get small. He had a white suit and matching hair – wise man standards. Continue reading →

List of Banned Children’s Books

Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →