This Primark shopper got more than she bargained for when she checked the label of her new dress
I was shocked when I bought a bargain shirt and a message on the tag read: “My name is Juan Continue reading
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Farmer builds 30ft wall of hay to ‘annoy neighbours who blocked his planning permission’
He has two brothers. One brother made a wall out of sticks and the oldest brother made one out of Continue reading
Chancellor claims driving trains is so easy ‘even a woman could do it’
Actually, if women were driving them maybe they’d run on time for a change. I say we try it.
Bestselling author, researcher and medical pioneer’s obituary opens by describing her as ‘overweight’ and ‘plain of feature’
If it’s any consolation, when Jennifer Aniston dies they’ll viciously attack her ability to solve quadratic equations and use gel Continue reading
Rude Arrows: RAF pilot denies leaving giant penis vapour trail in sky
A similar scene was cut from ‘Top Gun’. Producers thought it already had enough homoerotic undertones.
Brexit supporters want British passports without French words – there’s one major flaw
Furthermore, French Dressing will become just “Dressing”, French’s Classic Yellow Mustard will be shortened to “Classic Yellow Mustard”, Gérard Depardieu Continue reading
Boris Johnson refuses to apologise for saying women in burkas look like letterboxes
Maybe that’s true, but I remain open-minded and inclusive. I gave a woman in a burka a letter to my Continue reading
Do you think it’s okay to interfere in someone else’s relationship?
I think you should avoid relationships altogether. They will only get you and everyone else into trouble. Divert your energies Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 