Furthermore, French Dressing will become just “Dressing”, French’s Classic Yellow Mustard will be shortened to “Classic Yellow Mustard”,  Gérard Depardieu will be known as “Big Ben” and baguette will be changed to “Awkward, overly crusty bread stick that won’t fit properly into cheaply made carrier bag that, for some ungodly reason, you now have to pay 5p for.”

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