Drunk hedgehog found covered in booze, unable to explain where he’d been

The fact of the matter is British pubs are closing down at a rate of 31 per week. Of course, Continue reading →

Harry Kane fivers worth £50,000 are now in circulation somewhere in Britain

I know how you can turn a fiver into £50,000. To learn my secret, please mail me a fiver.   Continue reading →

My First Séance

Tried my first séance last night. The séance was held at a local psychic’s house. When I arrived at her Continue reading →

How to Use a Toaster – THE last word in toaster usage!

Great news! My technical manuals entitled ‘How to Use a Toaster’ are being published as a twelve volume set. Each Continue reading →

Where are you from?

Accents. This post is about accents. I guess I have one. It must stand out. Last week, I called up Continue reading →

Spiderman news!

This just in – Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, is being considered for the role of the villain Continue reading →

Is Automatic Writing for You?

To my knowledge, automatic writing was first formally introduced as a literary technique by André Breton, founder of surrealism. Apparently, Continue reading →

Pushy Christmas Cards

Ever buy one of those bargain boxes full of Christmas cards with matching envelopes? Convenient, aren’t they? And cheap! A Continue reading →