Great news! My technical manuals entitled ‘How to Use a Toaster’ are being published as a twelve volume set. Each volume is roughly 500 pages of text, tables, figures and photos. This promises to be THE last word in toaster usage. I’m proud to report that I have inked an exclusive deal with Apple and as you read this the entire set is being automatically downloaded, FREE of charge, to Bono’s iPhone.
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