The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Down by the Bank

Episode 1: The Ties that Bind This is about things I saw down by the bank. It might become a Continue reading →

Let’s Get Small

A wise man once said: let’s get small. He had a white suit and matching hair – wise man standards. Continue reading →

List of Banned Children’s Books

Despite the best intentions of authors and publishers, every year books are banned by councils and districts around the world. Continue reading →

Woman finds ‘alien’ in a bottle of vinegar

1) Highly advanced, intelligent being leaves safety of distant home planet 2) Navigates perilous journey, carrying message of peace 3) Continue reading →

There’s a petition to block MP’s pay rises and it already has 365k signatures

I’m dead against it. I think all MPs should be paid with pieces of aluminium foil and small bits of Continue reading →

What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →

I Need Your Help – Skills Exchange for Promoting Book Launch

Hello Dear Readers, I was wondering if you’d be interested in joining my Promotion Team for my upcoming book release Continue reading →