Teacher who turned classroom into ‘baby fight club’ faces 40 years in prison

I can see the movie now – John Travolta and the voice of Bruce Willis in “Look Who’s Fighting”.

Wall Street intern quits job to become porn star because she’ll ‘get taken up the a** either way’

As a general rule, you should speak to your employer early on about work conditions. If you’re told you’re going Continue reading →

Hammer test ‘shows London Underground tube seats are really dirty’

Now I know why Thor, God of Thunder, rarely takes the tube.

The Least Popular Doctor Who Episode – “The End of British Daylight Saving Time”

In one of the least popular Doctor Who episodes, the good Doctor is entertaining guests. Suddenly, someone points out that Continue reading →

Seven reasons you’re not seeing your six pack

7. Need to roll over 6. Fat person sitting on your stomach 5. Minister demanded that you put on a Continue reading →

A police force has come up with a novel way to catch drug dealers

Thousands have been completed. However, they forgot to mention using all capital letters and black ink. The forms have been Continue reading →

Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Man clings onto ladder through car window while travelling at 50mph

I’m not superstitious, but best avoid walking under it – at least until they pull over.