Seven reasons you’re not seeing your six pack

7. Need to roll over 6. Fat person sitting on your stomach 5. Minister demanded that you put on a Continue reading →

A police force has come up with a novel way to catch drug dealers

Thousands have been completed. However, they forgot to mention using all capital letters and black ink. The forms have been Continue reading →

Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Man clings onto ladder through car window while travelling at 50mph

I’m not superstitious, but best avoid walking under it – at least until they pull over.

Man orders laptop on eBay and gets a photocopy of it instead

Hmmm. I ordered a photocopy of a laptop and got a laptop instead.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →

Actor Dylan O’Brien seriously injured on the set of Maze Runner sequel The Death Cure

  Could have been avoided if they had changed the name to “Maze Walker”.