Man thinks he’s found Lewis Capaldi’s face in his fish and chip wrapping
In related news, Lewis Capaldi has awakened to find his face greasy and smelling of fish. The investigation continues.
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Commuters can’t believe their eyes as pony tries to board the 57 bus
The pony’s owner got a message from God. A massive flood was coming and he was to build an ark Continue reading
Woman bites into KitKat and finds there’s no wafer, just solid chocolate
I bit into her story and found there’s no solid chocolate, just wafer.
Man gets two years in jail for mocking Thai king with a rubber duck calendar
I see a trend here. I had a rubber duck in a Thai restaurant and was abruptly asked to Continue reading
Man booted from McDonald’s for having no shoes says he’s living barefoot lifestyle
They neglected to report that he insisted on paying using nothing but his toes. He struggled to open his Continue reading
Wanted man found with matured rump and sizzle steaks in his coat pockets
Buyer beware! If you see a suspicious man on the High Street wearing a bulky coat who claims to Continue reading
Mum’s anger at McDonald’s after being given McSpicy burger with bite taken out
The Three Bears went through drive thru and had an EVEN WORST experience! Poppa bear said someone bit Continue reading
Canada is going the Way of the Dodo
Before I begin, an admission – I am a dodo fan. Guess I’ve always had a thing for posthumous fame. Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 