14 things only winter runners know

Headline should read: People Who Run in the Winter Only Know Fourteen Things

Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Mum finds a snail living inside a growth on her son’s knee

WANTED – family photographer to capture mother and son in their moment of happiness. Preferably with experience shooting a small Continue reading →

Ex On The Beach star Holly Rickwood gets flour-bombed on night out

The situation escalated when a series of hooded men dressed in black raced forth and covered her with 1 tsp Continue reading →

Teacher who turned classroom into ‘baby fight club’ faces 40 years in prison

I can see the movie now – John Travolta and the voice of Bruce Willis in “Look Who’s Fighting”.

Girl uses paint roller to apply fake tan, doesn’t quite work out the way she’d expected

My how British fashion has changed. Used to be people wanted to look powder-white with just a small painted on Continue reading →

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →