Down by the Bank II

Episode 2: The Stuff This is about things I saw down by the bank. I threatened a series, so here Continue reading →

The Washing of Hands

Recently, I was in a large bookstore and had to urinate. I decided to find the washroom, rather than let Continue reading →

Down by the Bank

Episode 1: The Ties that Bind This is about things I saw down by the bank. It might become a Continue reading →

Let’s Get Small

A wise man once said: let’s get small. He had a white suit and matching hair – wise man standards. Continue reading →

What Would the World be Like if I was in Charge?

If I was in charge, I’d announce that everyone could wake up whenever they wanted to. I’d explain that my Continue reading →

Waiting in the Chemists

I was just waiting in the chemists. The title gave that away, but there’s more. I’m not going to tell Continue reading →

I was told to use my sense of humour – and I WARNED them!!

Today, I shocked my students during a trip to the Science Museum. They asked excitedly: ‘Sir, what are we doing Continue reading →