Where are you from?

Accents. This post is about accents. I guess I have one. It must stand out. Last week, I called up Continue reading →

Spiderman news!

This just in – Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, is being considered for the role of the villain Continue reading →

The Sicilian Shirt Tag Quandary

I found these thoughtful sentiments on the tag of a shirt I bought. To be honest, the shirt does not Continue reading →

People are not okay with Tesco’s self-service checkouts wishing them a Merry Christmas

One of them asked me how my mother was. I took offence – what business is it of his? “He” Continue reading →

Friends dare each other to lick electric fly swatter

Kids these days have it all. When I was young, we had to lick a rolled-up newspaper.

A really smelly poo in the middle of a carriage caused a train to be cancelled

As a result, the new London Underground audible passenger warning says: Mind the crap.

Mum horrified after her son discovers a spider in a loaf of Hovis

Hovis needs to get their act together. I bought a Hovis Medium Bag of Dead Spiders from an Asda in Continue reading →

Now you can clean your teeth using black toothpaste

Finally goths and emos, once resistant to the brush-once-a-day mentality, can enjoy the same degree of oral hygiene formally reserved Continue reading →