How to peel apples in seconds using a power drill

This isn’t news. I purchased one of these versatile devices, called a “drill”, years ago and I have been using Continue reading →

American woman has stretched her neck to five inches with a brass coil

You got to have a dream, If you don’t have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? Continue reading →

Fish with human-like teeth and reported tendency to chew on testicles discovered

South American tourist agencies are quick to point out that nude bathing is still alive and well in their waters. Continue reading →

In honour of Twin Peaks Season 3 – FREE eBook for lovers of absurd, surreal wit!!

Bring a pot of absurdity to a boil then add liberal doses of humour, two cups surrealism, and a pinch Continue reading →

Mystery as massive snowballs the size of snowmen’s heads wash up out of the sea

I don’t want to tell police how to do their jobs, but they should be canvassing neighbourhoods and interviewing homeowners Continue reading →

14 things only winter runners know

Headline should read: People Who Run in the Winter Only Know Fourteen Things

Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Mum finds a snail living inside a growth on her son’s knee

WANTED – family photographer to capture mother and son in their moment of happiness. Preferably with experience shooting a small Continue reading →