You Can’t Rush Quality

  Every Thursday at lunch hour, I run a design club for my year 3 and 4 students. During the Continue reading →

Rebellious owl almost arrested for refusing to move for police

Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading →

Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker

So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading →

Grandma dialled wrong number when she had a fall – guy showed up to help her anyway

In a related story, I dialled the wrong number when I had a craving for pizza. Some guy showed up Continue reading →

Amazon delivery driver poos on customer’s driveway

  I’m furious. For years, I’ve been recycling those ‘while you were out’ cards, thinking they were useless. Now I Continue reading →

Woman threw dog poo at ex-husband after ‘finding details of 200 prostitutes on his laptop’

Disgruntled Ex-wife Discovery of Details of Prostitutes Escalation Scheme: 1) If you find 1 to 5 details of prostitutes – Continue reading →

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

Ladybirds have been keeping bodybuilders off my plants for decades. They are a highly effective, completely natural, 100% environmentally friendly Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Boris and his Brexit Circus: Step 1

  We live in a democracy, so I’m told. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of Brexit without shame or Continue reading →