Skeleton of man missing for 18 years turns up in alleyway three weeks after his wife died

In a second equally startling turn of events, police analysed the above photo and found the desiccated, greyish severed head Continue reading →

Ex On The Beach star Holly Rickwood gets flour-bombed on night out

The situation escalated when a series of hooded men dressed in black raced forth and covered her with 1 tsp Continue reading →

Teacher who turned classroom into ‘baby fight club’ faces 40 years in prison

I can see the movie now – John Travolta and the voice of Bruce Willis in “Look Who’s Fighting”.

Woman named Heidi Creamer allegedly beat up her twin sister over a vibrator

I still prefer the classic Cain and Abel story I learnt in Sunday school, but it is interesting to note Continue reading →

George Bush breaks neck in fall at home

In related news, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has turned into a drooling, mindless, blubbering wreck and climbed up a Continue reading →

Quiz: Are you more American or British?

If you’re complaining that you can’t find the quiz then you’re more British. If you can’t see the quiz but Continue reading →

Guy has stomach pain, turns out to be parasitic ‘twin’ with teeth growing inside him

Stresses the importance of seeing your doctor for your annual evil-parasitic-twin-with-teeth check.

An afternoon exploring the ditches in Shoreditch

I was exploring ditches in Shoreditch when I saw what appeared to be the aftermath of a wedding party. I Continue reading →