France ‘is being Islamised’… by kebabs

  Promoted democracy and equal rights. Built the Statue of Liberty. Demonized the kebab.

Woman went in for hysterectomy and came out with missing teeth

Things aren’t what they used to be. Times are tough. We lead fast-paced lives. So much stress and pressure. It Continue reading →

Tesco worker pays tribute to the fallen with deep-crust remembrance pizza

These are a wonderful, thoughtful idea; but very awkward when pinned to my lapel. In addition, got bothered by birds, Continue reading →

Farmer turns family car into a sheepdog named Floss

      Unfortunately, he ran over his new dog. In tribute to her, he will make a scooter.

How did this hamster destroy a home and kill three animals?

  Fire department response times would greatly improve if only homeowners would lock up their giant hamsters. They scare fireman; Continue reading →

Furious girlfriend leaves deep scratch marks on ex-boyfriend after argument over a blanket

  The blanket was fine.  

How to peel apples in seconds using a power drill

This isn’t news. I purchased one of these versatile devices, called a “drill”, years ago and I have been using Continue reading →

American woman has stretched her neck to five inches with a brass coil

You got to have a dream, If you don’t have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? Continue reading →