
Rebellious owl almost arrested for refusing to move for police
Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading
Under intense questioning, police asked him what happened to the mouse. He kept his cool. His defiant blank stare gave Continue reading
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