Have police given up on cannabis offences?
So far this morning, I’ve learned that police have given up on policing “traditional crimes” and now cannabis offenses. I Continue reading
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Avoiding the boyfriend question: What it’s like to have never had a long term relationship
This is rare – a mature, thoughtful piece of writing. Usually I’m making humorous comments about some of the absurd Continue reading
London taxi boss: Cyclists are the ‘Isis of London’
Interesting analogy. On the other hand, cyclists think taxis are greedy capitalists whose unwavering belief in Manifest Destiny convinced them Continue reading
This Buddha statue is actually a mummified man
Hard on the outside, crunchy in the middle.
Balancing coins on your collarbone is the latest body shaming social media trend
I propose a challenge to see who can keep their elbow in their ear the longest.
Man in Speedos arrested after erecting deckchair to sunbathe on road in Shoreditch
Police identified the man as former movie star Steven Seagal.
Jar of Nutella destroys family home and kills pet dogs
This is a call to arms. Every year, one person is injured in a Nutella related accident. Government needs to Continue reading
Woman sits next to couple breaking up on a plane and live tweets the whole thing
Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind Continue reading
Trapped on a rock floating in space 