Now there’s a time limit on grief: £159 fines for mourners if funeral services overrun by just FIVE minutes

Being buried has never been so easy with our new menu: • A handful of soil, suitable for tossing onto Continue reading →

‘It’s basically a stick’: TfL reveals new ‘gadget’ to pick up items from track – but not everyone is impressed

  In a sudden burst of inspiration and creativity, TFL staff banded together in an effort at making trains run Continue reading →

Ebola panic on Canary Islands nudist beach after illegal immigrants turn up showing signs of fever

They escaped persecution and strife. Made a life-threatening voyage across land and sea. Exhausted, hungry and afraid they somehow carried Continue reading →

What We Do in the Shadows (Extended Review)

What comes to mind when you hear the words “New Zealand”? If you are thrilled by the overstated, perhaps director Continue reading →

Man asks if he should take his dog to the vet only for Twitter to pile in

Thanks for sharing. Here is a picture of my cat, Sooty, who looks like a block of wood.

Dog jumps out third-floor window after a cat – is saved by his giant ears (owners claim)

Yes, of course. There’s nothing like a trip to the Lake District to watch the basset hounds soaring high above Continue reading →

Kim Kardashian reveals her secret to the perfect cleavage – and it sounds painful

PLEASE NOTE – Kim Kardashian has large breasts and a big bottom. So cop a quick look and get over Continue reading →

An intern left a hidden message for his employer on a Post-It

This raises some important questions and startling revelations. For example, if he wrote the note on the first day of Continue reading →