Prisons install stairlifts as number of elderly inmates goes up

As an added benefit, they can get a hair cut and have their teeth cleaned as they ascend the stairs.

Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead – Film Review

When a Norwegian ski bum gets locked in an arms race with a dead Nazi, negotiations are complicated by pesky Continue reading →

Man hit by cruise ship sliding door wins £14million in compensation

Some things never change. Let’s face it – if this happened to a woman she’d get less and wouldn’t be Continue reading →

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Now there’s a time limit on grief: £159 fines for mourners if funeral services overrun by just FIVE minutes

Being buried has never been so easy with our new menu: • A handful of soil, suitable for tossing onto Continue reading →

Unwanted in the UK – My Response to the Threat of Deportation

Theresa May urged to rethink new £35,000 earnings threshold for non-EU migrants as teachers face deportation https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/mar/12/eu-workers-deported-earning-less-35000-employees-americans-australians A reminder of Continue reading →

Girl, 4, released from cat scratching post after getting head stuck

Ah, poor kid. Glad they got her out. Back in the 70’s, my sister got her head stuck in a Continue reading →

‘It’s basically a stick’: TfL reveals new ‘gadget’ to pick up items from track – but not everyone is impressed

  In a sudden burst of inspiration and creativity, TFL staff banded together in an effort at making trains run Continue reading →