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This eco-warrior shower curtain turns to spikes after four minutes to save water

The spikes curb your water use by filling up with 52 gallons of water until firm and erect. If you’re Continue reading →

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Ex On The Beach star Holly Rickwood gets flour-bombed on night out

The situation escalated when a series of hooded men dressed in black raced forth and covered her with 1 tsp Continue reading →

Teacher who turned classroom into ‘baby fight club’ faces 40 years in prison

I can see the movie now – John Travolta and the voice of Bruce Willis in “Look Who’s Fighting”.

Wall Street intern quits job to become porn star because she’ll ‘get taken up the a** either way’

As a general rule, you should speak to your employer early on about work conditions. If you’re told you’re going Continue reading →

Hammer test ‘shows London Underground tube seats are really dirty’

Now I know why Thor, God of Thunder, rarely takes the tube.

‘Who’s the idiot with the clipboard?’ Mystery man boards plane for ebola victim WITHOUT hazmat suit

If that red, circular force field protecting his upper body gets any larger he should be OK.

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Seven reasons you’re not seeing your six pack

7. Need to roll over 6. Fat person sitting on your stomach 5. Minister demanded that you put on a Continue reading →

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A police force has come up with a novel way to catch drug dealers

Thousands have been completed. However, they forgot to mention using all capital letters and black ink. The forms have been Continue reading →

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