Woman threw dog poo at ex-husband after ‘finding details of 200 prostitutes on his laptop’

Disgruntled Ex-wife Discovery of Details of Prostitutes Escalation Scheme: 1) If you find 1 to 5 details of prostitutes – Continue reading →

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

Ladybirds have been keeping bodybuilders off my plants for decades. They are a highly effective, completely natural, 100% environmentally friendly Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Boris and his Brexit Circus: Step 1

  We live in a democracy, so I’m told. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of Brexit without shame or Continue reading →

Blackbird rides eagle in latest display of nature being badass

Note to all passengers: the baggage allowance is ONE nut, berry or seed maximum size of 56 x 45 x Continue reading →

This lion chilling in a wheelbarrow would still rip you apart and eat you raw

For future reference, this is the most convenient way to move a lion from one side of your garden to Continue reading →

Harry Kane fivers worth £50,000 are now in circulation somewhere in Britain

I know how you can turn a fiver into £50,000. To learn my secret, please mail me a fiver.   Continue reading →

Where are you from?

Accents. This post is about accents. I guess I have one. It must stand out. Last week, I called up Continue reading →

For Lovers of Surrealism, Magic Realism & Weird Fiction

When I started Kadath Press back in 1996, my Web site received visitors from around the world. By far, the Continue reading →