Rob Waugh for Metro.co.uk

For future reference, this is the most convenient way to move a lion from one side of your garden to another. Shopping trolleys are NOT recommended for moving wild cats. Lions, in particular, do not like being confined in a shopping trolley, although removing your shopping from the trolley before putting the lion into it does help somewhat. However, there is one advantage to using a shopping trolley – when you’re finished with it, simply toss it into a local watercourse.

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