A huge spider whose venom is the deadliest in the world was found lurking in a bunch of bananas in a Waitrose home delivery – along with an egg sac pulsing with thousands of babies. Rob Waugh for Metro.co.uk


Waitrose really need to get their act together. I bought one of their ‘Essential Waitrose’ 500 g boxes of Brazilian spiders. When I opened it, I was shocked to find a banana inside. I didn’t think to take a picture of it. The banana escaped and I cornered it shortly thereafter. Just when I got a grip on it, it slid free of its peel and disappeared somewhere in my flat. Later, while searching for it, I slipped on the peel and injured my buttocks. The banana is still at large. There ought to be a law.

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