Mistaken for a Lawyer … or a Factory Worker

So far, I’m really enjoying teaching primary school. It’s endlessly entertaining. Kids say the darndest things. I had a class Continue reading →

THE most comprehensive exploration of the topic ever committed to film …

It is indeed true that every cloud has a silver lining. I was VERY disappointed that the BBC flatly rejected Continue reading →

Woman has secret poo in supermarket aisle, then continues shopping

He had been working for B&M Bargains for just over a year. Trained in advanced broom and mop tactics, he Continue reading →

Grandma dialled wrong number when she had a fall – guy showed up to help her anyway

In a related story, I dialled the wrong number when I had a craving for pizza. Some guy showed up Continue reading →

Amazon delivery driver poos on customer’s driveway

  I’m furious. For years, I’ve been recycling those ‘while you were out’ cards, thinking they were useless. Now I Continue reading →

Woman threw dog poo at ex-husband after ‘finding details of 200 prostitutes on his laptop’

Disgruntled Ex-wife Discovery of Details of Prostitutes Escalation Scheme: 1) If you find 1 to 5 details of prostitutes – Continue reading →

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

Ladybirds have been keeping bodybuilders off my plants for decades. They are a highly effective, completely natural, 100% environmentally friendly Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Boris and his Brexit Circus: Step 1

  We live in a democracy, so I’m told. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of Brexit without shame or Continue reading →