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Woman has secret poo in supermarket aisle, then continues shopping

He had been working for B&M Bargains for just over a year. Trained in advanced broom and mop tactics, he Continue reading →

Grandma dialled wrong number when she had a fall – guy showed up to help her anyway

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Amazon delivery driver poos on customer’s driveway

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Woman threw dog poo at ex-husband after ‘finding details of 200 prostitutes on his laptop’

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Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

Ladybirds have been keeping bodybuilders off my plants for decades. They are a highly effective, completely natural, 100% environmentally friendly Continue reading →

The Ultimate Guide to Resisting, Undermining and Destabilizing Boris and his Brexit Circus: Step 1

  We live in a democracy, so I’m told. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of Brexit without shame or Continue reading →

Blackbird rides eagle in latest display of nature being badass

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