An Amazon courier was caught pooing on a customer’s driveway and wiping his bum on a ‘while you were out’ card.
I’m furious. For years, I’ve been recycling those ‘while you were out’ cards, thinking they were useless. Now I know better. I have already started stacking them neatly next to the toilet. Environmentally friendly and cost effective!
Trapped on a rock floating in space 