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In a related story, I dialled the wrong number when I had a craving for pizza. Some guy showed up with my pizza anyway. I told him it was over 30 minutes late so it was free. Sweating profusely, he nervously called his wife to double check. They had a terrible argument. I don’t think they’re together anymore. The pizza was OK.

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